person: omg what’s so amazing about spock he doesn’t even have feelings
jim kirk: (crashes enterprise through building)
jim kirk: (bursts open ship doors)
jim kirk: i heard u were talkin shit bout my first officer
jim kirk: double dumbass on you
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
are those backup dancers behind him?
Well he was being clear that he likes you.
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EXIST.
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification !
WHAT THE FUCK
VODKA IT IS THEN
PINA COLADA LOOKS LIKE LUNAR MOTHS, WHOA
SAW THAT IMMEDIATELY